Time to reminisce a bit.

My cousin was asking me to transfer some of his pics in my old lappy to his account, so I logged in to do that and also saw some pictures that brought back some good memories:

Kuku when she was still a little baby! =) =) =)

And this is what she looks like now:

See how much she has grown! Such a big and naughty girl now!

And introducing, Jiao! My new pet Roborovski hamster:

Look at how his hands are positioned, so cute!

His hairstyle is cooler than yours...

His little enclosure. He has settled in well, and I am thinking of upgrading to a bigger tank so that I can add in more toys and he'll have more space to move around as well...

Maybe Kuku and Jiao can star in a movie together. I'll call it "When Kuku met Jiao." LOL.

Adios!

Information Overload.

The term's almost come to an end and it's the study week. Exams start from next week onwards, and stretch for another 2 more weeks before the new term starts, and there's no break in between. Nabeh.

That said, I just started revision yesterday night and halfway, I got distracted and got a writing fit, and started writing random stuff. I only slept around 6ish in the morning.

Kuku had her 1st maiden bath last week:

I had initially gotten her a powder bath thingy, but having no expertise in that area (except when I was in field camp, we had to powder bath at night, but it's not the same innit?) and figuring that it would probably get messy, I ended up buying a proper shampoo and voila, Kuku had her first bath. She wasn't too happy, but at least she behaved during her shower time, and the only thing she did was to constantly stand on her hind legs for don't know what.

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Last Saturday, I was supposed to receive some guests, and Dills offered to accompany me. We did so many impromptu stuff and strangely, everything fell into place nicely. =)

The 1st impromptu thing we did was to go for Briyani at Zam Zam. Our initial plan was to go to Orchard.

So we didn't. But the Briyani at Zam Zam is really good, and after that, I was kenna forced by Dills to go for Sheesha.

To be honest, I don't know what is the hype about sheesha. It's just a goddamn smoking pot with a variety of flavours to choose from and all these teeny-bopperish kids glorify it, I bet they might even sleep with the sheesha if they could.

Perhaps I made the right decision in going with a real middle easterner to smoke sheesha. It was fun and well, engaging. =)

Chio me and Adilla on the train.

Al Tazzag. Or is it Al Tazzaq? I think it's the latter. I like their decor!

A whole string of random shots, warming ourselves up for the sheesha and a good bitching session...

And we start!

How very charming... =)

Not used to it, so I start coughing. LOL.

The expert shows how it's done...

...and I succeed! Yay! =D

Trying to smoke through the nose, with not much success. Heh.

Adilla being chio.

We couldn't meet our guests because they messaged me late telling me where they were, and I had to a party to go to in the evening, so I had to bubble them instead. Right after the sheesha session, Adilla and I went to Bugis Junction to get a nice gift for birthday girl Enis Koh, our schoolmate from Jin Tai, and made our trip down to Pasir Ris (my 2nd time in 2 weeks).

Pang Kang Zhu d/o Mr Pang gave us wrong directions and we ended up going to Downtown East Chalets (kenna charge $1 entry free somemore, for each person), only to figure out that there is no block M (the last block was L, and we thought we had to walk further in to find M, only to end up getting lost even more) and had to turn back and find our way out again.

Turns out that it was on the other side of Escape Theme Park, and it needed no entry fee at all. -_-''

Adilla and I took turns raping Kang Zhu's ass before we resumed with the party.

Kang Zhu had come the day before and painstakingly decorated the wall behind us.

Guests helping themselves to the food.

It's strange that I didn't take any picture of the birthday girl, who looked astonishingly pretty. What a waste!

Well we had fun, and it's gonna be a hectic day again for me. Why is it when I wanna go out, no one dates me out but when I don't, everyone wants a piece of me? Hmm...

Oh I know! Because I am so fucking chio!

Adios!

Fabulous day.

Spent the entire day with the bestie, doing random things we never intended to and having fun all the same.

And yes, we took shitloads of pictures. I am just too dead beat to upload them and do a proper write up.

That said, I am probably the only fucker who's still not stressed about the exams. I wonder if it's a good thing or bad.

Maybe it's bad?

Or it could be good?

Dills and I came up with our own vulgarity today. We're gonna kick everyone's ass with it.

Did I mention that though it pisses me off when people emulate me, it makes me feel more like a chio celebrity?

So I didn't. But yeah. I am influential that way. =)

Adios.

Anheong Haseyo Singapore!

It was another day in school yesterday and our EM lecturer finally gave us exam cues. Athena kept pestering me to go to Kinokuniya with her and even though I was friggin tired, I relented and headed down to Takashimaya with her after school.

Athena missed a lot of lessons because of Street Festival, and felt that the notes were not sufficient, thus wanted to buy the textbook from which our course notes are based on. I walked around Kinokuniya and got distracted by some books and stopped myself from buying them because way back in January, I bought Anansi boys and I haven't gotten round to reading it.

One book that I WILL get though will be the one about Subhas Anandan. I flipped through the book and found it interesting, and I think it's worth the $30.

BUT I shall not buy it now or I will either be adding it to my collection of 'newly bought unread books' or I won't be revising for my exams because I am busy reading this one.

Moving on, Athena did not find her textbook and we decided to have dinner 1st, and that was how we ended up at Seoul Garden. I have missed a couple of Seoul Garden sessions, so we decided to just go on ahead and do it.

Pictures!

When we just arrived...

Die die must take introductory shots mah...

1st pic: Sliced beef and Pepper Beef, 2nd pic: The over cooked prawns. Heh.

Athena's Garlic Chicken.

Athena took charge of the soup and cracked in 2 eggs and added in various sorts of funny things like fishballs and more fishballs, while I added in lotus roots and prawns. Though scary looking, it tasted just fine and I decided to name it Athena's Longevity Soup. LOL.

Cooked Black Pepper Beef.

My favourite: Plain Sliced Beef! Thanks to Diana, who introduced this to me a few years ago. I had so much of this and garlic chicken yesterday.

Introducing, Athena the expert cook!

Athena's Longevity Soup bubbling and boiling away...

My favourite strawberry ice cream! And I just found out from Athena that Seoul Garden serves Movenpick ice cream! No wonder it tasted so good! When I heard that, I couldn't help but go for another round! I would have gone for more, but we spent a grand 3 hours there, so that I was all I could stomach. =)

Athena making faces...

Can you believe that we were there for 3 hours? 3 solid hours of meat and ice cream! Woohoo! I was one happy man after that la.

Since we still had time, we decided to walk down to Borders to check if the textbook was available, only to realise that they don't, AND that their Media section was really puny. We continued browsing around though, and I found this book on Indian Architecture and Art, and spent another hour reading it while Athena was browsing at the Media section.

Random: Took this pictures while we were walking to Wheelock Place:

I have to admit that the lights look pretty, but I am still concerned about how much electricity they use...

I reached home around 11 plus only to be greeted by my concerned mum and cousin, all because I was unreachable for most of yesterday. My phone had died, but it felt good coz there was no one smsing or calling me, and I felt like a free man.

I am still on the hunt for a new phone and I can't make up my mind on which model to get...

I did have a good sleep though, and only woke close to 12 today. =)

That's about it for now, more updates coming up.

Adios!

Holiday? Hell yeah!

Hate me all you want, but it's not going to change the fact that I might be going away on yet another trip again, making that my 4th since December!!!

Am I lucky or what! I love my life to the max! Woohoo!

Details shall be unveiled once we're done planning! Wee! =) =) =)

Adios!

Bored? Do a sex search. =)

Just out of curiosity, I decided to do an image search on sex and I got some really interesting results.

Typed in sex and did an image search, as you can see...

I was expecting something more lewd, but surprisingly, most of the pictures were decent.

(Photo courtesy of bestoday.com.au)

This is fucking awesome: Oral sex, literally!

(Photo courtesy of lustich.de)

This is ridiculously funny: A dog humping a soft toy.. haha!

(Photo courtesy of lustich.de)

And this had me in stitches! HAHAHA!!

Yes, so this was how bored I am.

Class got cancelled again today and word got round that Shalu might have caught the swine flu bug, which I seriously hope is not true because I don't hate her that much. She's an awesome lecturer and we're damn lucky that we got her as our PR lecturer and not Hawabi.

I haven't been out much for the past 3 days and this is really no mean feat. I am proud of myself, really.

Adios.

Cute Korean Guys coming to Singapore!

I heard that there's this North Korean vessel headed to Singapore and my guess is that it's all filled up with good looking Korean guys like those that you see on TV!

I am wondering if Rain is coming on it too? I know that he's South Korean, but surely he can hitch a ride?

Ok wait, I figured that he's probably rich enough to fly here.

But isn't it scary to think that a bunch of good-looking Korean sailors are headed our way? If they DO come to Singapore, than for once, we'll actually have good looking guys in our country! I am an exception of course, coz on the day I was born, the doctors and nurses at Kandang Kerbau labelled me chio already leh! Ngiahahaha!

I can so imagine all those Korean drama fanatics going crazy and chasing after the Koreans. Then the Koreans will be so scared that they'll just leave and squabble among themselves that it was a bad idea to come to Singapore!

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I had the most boring weekends ever and I slept like 3 times today? Sleep, wake up, sleep, wake up, sleep, and here I am again.

I hope the rest of you had a more eventful weekend.

I have yet to send my sony for repairs coz I can't find a reason good enough to head down to Orchard. It would be quite dumb to brave all that crazy crowd for the sole purpose of sending my phone to get repaired, and making another trip back to collect it. So I am making do with my pimped up phone, which has also started to malfunction.

Damn suay la... I am considering getting a new phone already. I did some research and IF I do plan to get a new phone, then Samsung Preston it shall be.

I also looked at some other phones and horror of horrors, I came across this:

The LG KS360! How come I didn't know that such a phone existed! It's SO FUCKING CUTE!! I WOULD TOTALLY GET THE BLUE ONE!!

It looks like a freaking toy phone and I love the way it looks. It was launched last year and if I had chanced upon this phone earlier, I would have definitely gotten it instead of my nasty sony! (notice that it rhymed? LOL!)

I am going to be on the lookout and if I spot it anywhere, I am so gonna get it. I would get it for the sole purpose of annoying my friends by pulling out the keyboard and waving the phone in the air! Hahaha!

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I slept so much today that now I am wide awake. I bet that if I were to attend class at this state, I would absorb every single goddamn detail and become a genius.

But sadly, the time now is 3.39AM (my class is at 3.30PM), so I think I'll go for a jog instead.

Ok random, I just realised that LG is a Korean Brand. How very apt!

Adios!

cANCELLED.

It's been a loooong weekend of sorts, and I only went to school like 2 days this week. Today's lecture got cancelled, so I just bummed around and followed mum to NTUC to do some grocery shopping.

I have a strange affinity with grocery shopping; I enjoy it more than shopping for other things. I particularly like to look at fruits and vegetables and admire how fresh and good they look. Then I take a slow stroll along the aisles looking at the products and reading labels.

In a way, it's therapeutic, well at least for me.

Grocery shopping is the only time when my mum and I actually spend some quality time together, arguing about what to get, me reading labels and translating for my mum and her explaining to me how you can combine this and that ingredient and cook up a fast meal.

Today we spent some time standing at the toiletries section deciding which shower cream to get. I suggested Dove while she suggested some Goat's Milk Body Wash. We ended up buying Shokubutsu coz there was a promotion.

Then my I told my mum that I needed roll-on deodorant and both of us walked around with my mum barking out whether if I had found the 'armpit medicine' (direct translation from Tamil) and received weird stares from some Indian Expat wives, but that was probably because their husbands don't use it.

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My whole class is damn kanchiong about the exams, and I am the only one who's pretty cool about it. The load is heavy and I ought to start, but I see no need to rush and panic like they do.

Studying in groups never worked for me. I can never concentrate with a potential bitch partner pretending to study with me.

Basically I think some of my classmates are overreacting la. I overheard some of them comparing grades and all, and I don't know what's the purpose for.

You're either good or excellent. Nowhere in between, and definitely nowhere below good, if not you won't even be here in the first place.

I see no need to compete with anyone. Everyone's like stressing themselves over grades, but I think rather than think about grades and trying to compete with one another, they should just take a chill pill and study as usual, which is exactly what I am going to do.

It's been almost 3 years since I sat for any exams. I don't know where to start, yet I feel no panic at all. I am prefectly at ease with the pace I am going. I'll probably start reading tomorrow and see how it goes.

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I've been applying for some jobs on the side and IF by chance I do land one, I am planning to finish up this term and switch to night classes. I've thought it over carefully and feel that this would be good for me. I seriously hate being jobless; not that I am penniless, but I wanna start working and live like an adult, you know, be responsible and all. LOL.

Ya but seriously, going back to school wasn't even my initial plan. But the the economy had to crash just when I ord-ed, so no choice bah...

Ok I am sleepy.

Adios.

10 reasons why Windows Vista SUCKS

Can the makers ever come up with something good that for ONCE, won't irritate the shit out of us users?

I absolutely absolutely hate it when I am in the middle of doing something (be it my schoolwork, watching porn or playing Pet Society) and suddenly, everything stops, jams, hangs and voila, I have to restart the damn computer.

And for that, I have some meaningful words to say:

FUCK YOU WINDOWS VISTA.

If Vista were a living person, I can imagine the whole world whacking the crap out of it. Of course, I would join in and kick the shit out of Vista because it is STUPID beyond belief (even XP didn't hang so much, the 3 years I used it, I probably encountered hanging problems less than 10 times...) and even if it's dead, I'll throw my shit at it.

That is how motherfucking pissed I am with Vista.

I am no whiz pro, but I am definitely not dumb enough to notice that Vista is one helluva lousy piece of fucking shit.

Ok so here's 10 reasons why Windows Vista SUCKS:

1. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

2. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

3. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

4. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

5. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

6. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

7. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

8. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

9. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

10. VISTA SUCKS BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

These are the 10 best reasons I can think of.

Any fucker who is pro-Vista and wants to argue that Vista is the best shit around can direct all his/her comments to the hair that grows in my ass crack. _l_ (-_-) _l_

The rest of you who feel the same way please rejoice and feel free to bitch with me.

Adios.

Escape Theme Park Madness

Grace had complimentary tickets to Escape Theme Park, so on Sunday, Grace, Daniel and I went for a spin there, and though I missed out on going to the Boat ride thingy that plunges down the slide, I still had fun.

Both Grace and I agreed that Daniel looks like he's marching. LOL.

For formalities' sake. I look so tak glam here.. Haha!

The Flipper thingy that Grace ran away from. I had so much fun on it even though it lasted only abt 10 minutes?

That's for Grace.

Going high up! Wee!!

=)

Daniel commented that this ride was like Singapore Flyer. Heh.

Model seh... School girls were eyeing him and Grace got excited by that.... -_-''

Go Kart! We got to jump queue because there was room for 3 and I quickly jumped in, if not we would have to wait for another hour...

Grace and Daniel. I came in first because no one was racing me... -_-''

This was some boring ass ride which Grace insisted that we go on. I almost fell asleep.

I wanna go again! Again again!

Adios.